This is basically me every time lol like I think if I’ve ever liked a girl the first conversation together has this question involved “do you like animals or reptiles?” Lol but usually the answer 87.523% of the time it’s “no, eeew” and that kills it lol so still looking XD #reptiles #animals #dating #single #lol #herper #animallover #funny #snakes #reptile #reptilegirls #comedy
My wife sent me two pictures, this was maybe 3 days ago. They’re in Los Angeles right now. And I was on set working. And it was… Oh, yeah, it was the premiere, it was Tuesday…..….That one hurt. That one hurt, yeah. [x]
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
I’M GONNA PRETEND HE WAS SINGING HEATHER TO ME
i’m ugly and my body hurts and i am scared of the future
Vine - Sadia Arabia
Ooooooh the double standard…
The female pin I actually got lol She’s a pretty girl and she’s the sweetest little thing.
(pics by Lucky Dragon Geckos in Florida. I didn’t take them.)
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
but not by the pizza guy
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them.
Happening Now (10.8.14): Oh dear God, not again. Another life lost in St Louis. So little information right now, but it seems that an unarmed 18-year old boy was tased then shot 16 times by an officer, possibly off-duty. Not clear what provoked the event, but I’ll keep you updated as info is released. #staywoke #blacklivesmatter